Bradford: Newly-On-The-Street former Labour Leader blames "Youff" Vote For "Respect"
- Written by John of Gwent
In a development no-one was surprised about and few are likely to discuss openly and honestly, the leader of the Minority Labour administration was chucked onto the street by a margin of 17 votes.
UPDATE: I have just noticed in the local paper's "as it happens" blog (from which I noted at 22:40 an entry that said "The Press were to be excluded while the count proceeded" a far more worrying entry from 02:17 revealing that "Counting Had Now Started" (after a four hour delay, why so long ?) and that they were hearing '1,800 Postal Votes have just been "found" which might alter parties' predictions'
I think it's a safe bet we know whose candidate those 1800 votes were cast for. Allah Be Praised.
The cult of the dead paedophile candidate secured 2,191 votes (that'll be two hundred blokes in the mosque filling in the postal votes for each of their wives and cousins by marriage then) which sent Labour's Ian Greenwood out on his ear having garnered what has to be the entire anglo-saxon vote, to judge by what google street view shows you on a virtual tour of the ward (I would not recommend doing a real one, unless you're delivering halal pizza).
Somehow, the Conservative candidate found 120 refugees from happier days (in the local soup kitchen maybe) and persuaded them to put an 'X' against the true blue candidate, and best news of the night was the revelation that once again, the Liberal Democrats came last, with a truly miserable ninety six votes, and then only by finding a candidate with a good islamic name to stand against George Galloway's islamist.
The Local Newspaper ominously reported a decision by the returning officer to deny members of the Press access to the building while the count was going on.
Speaking after being given his P45, ex-council-leader Ian Greenwood, whose press pictures today are far from flattering, described the result as a trimph for Mr Galloway's party's tactic of engaging and mobilising the youth vote
Oh Mr Greenwood. Such bare faced hyperbole does not become you. (Oh yes it does, he's a Labour Politician after all). The truth - and we all know it - is Mr Galloway's party's success stems from courting the islamist vote in what will soon be the new Sharia Enclave Of Yorkshire.
I see that in Greece today following the election of members of "Golden Dawn" it has become a regular occurrence for non-greeks to be dragged off buses and assaulted while police called to the scene stand and watch.
How long before the same starts in Bradford, I wonder, except that it will be the Anglo-Saxons that voted Tory being on the receiving end while sharia PSCO's look on from the sidelines, nodding their approval.