Bradford: Newly-On-The-Street former Labour Leader blames "Youff" Vote For "Respect"
- Written by John of Gwent
In a development no-one was surprised about and few are likely to discuss openly and honestly, the leader of the Minority Labour administration was chucked onto the street by a margin of 17 votes.
UPDATE: I have just noticed in
the local paper's "as it happens" blog (from which I noted at 22:40 an
entry that said "The Press were to be excluded while the count
proceeded" a far more worrying entry from 02:17 revealing that "Counting
Had Now Started" (after a four hour delay, why so long ?) and that they
were hearing '1,800 Postal Votes have just been "found" which might
alter parties' predictions'
I think it's a safe bet we know whose candidate those 1800 votes were cast for. Allah Be Praised.
The cult of the dead paedophile
candidate secured 2,191 votes (that'll be two hundred blokes in the
mosque filling in the postal votes for each of their wives and cousins
by marriage then) which sent Labour's Ian Greenwood out on his ear
having garnered what has to be the entire anglo-saxon
vote, to judge by what google street view shows you on a virtual tour of
the ward (I would not recommend doing a real one, unless you're
delivering halal pizza).
Somehow, the Conservative candidate
found 120 refugees from happier days (in the local soup kitchen maybe)
and persuaded them to put an 'X' against the true blue candidate, and
best news of the night was the revelation that once again, the Liberal
Democrats came last, with a truly miserable ninety six votes, and then
only by finding a candidate with a good islamic name to stand against
George Galloway's islamist.
The Local Newspaper ominously
reported a decision by the returning officer to deny members of the
Press access to the building while the count was going on.
Speaking after being given his P45,
ex-council-leader Ian Greenwood, whose press pictures today are far from
flattering, described the result as a trimph for Mr Galloway's party's
tactic of engaging and mobilising the youth vote
Oh Mr Greenwood. Such bare faced
hyperbole does not become you. (Oh yes it does, he's a Labour Politician
after all). The truth - and we all know it - is Mr Galloway's party's
success stems from courting the islamist vote in what will soon be the new Sharia Enclave Of Yorkshire.
I see that in Greece today following the
election of members of "Golden Dawn" it has become a regular occurrence
for non-greeks to be dragged off buses and assaulted while police
called to the scene stand and watch.
How long before the same starts in
Bradford, I wonder, except that it will be the Anglo-Saxons that voted
Tory being on the receiving end while sharia PSCO's look on from the
sidelines, nodding their approval.
