Diane Abbott Joins The Jedward Clones
Over here http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8693687.stm you can read how Labour has reached the bottom of the barrel.
Many times during my General Election campaign I heard people discuss in hushed tones in dark corners of pubs just who the hell they might find to replace Gormless Gordon and indeed they had a point because the party is having to plumb the depths of hitherto uncharted mediocrity to find a token capable of taking the helm.
And now full time supporter of Cameron's Claw Hammer Gang Diane Abbott has made it known she is up for the job.
I think she is a perfect choice. Just as Michael Foot was in the 1980's. a perfect choice for ensuring the party stay in the gutter where it belongs until it learns some humility.
Abbott of course is famous for her remarks to camera on Andrew Neill's "This Week" when the supposed "BNP Membership List" was made public. With venom and spite she tried to incite violence with claims that it was extremely important that "people (meaning her hammer wielding thugs) knew where these Nazis Lived", not realising perhaps that to say such words intending to cause distress and alarm is a breach of the law her lickspittle pals brought in as Sectoion 5 of the Public Order Act, the same legislation I just had the police use against a Tory Loudmouthed Oik I found ranting on my driveway.
Abbott is also famous for - along with Trevor Phillips - condemning as "racist" the council of Tower Hamlets who wanted to operate a "Sons And Daughters" policy for council house accomodation 20 years ago, a charge she seems less keen to hurl at the Bangladeshi Officials who operate the same policy in favour of Bangladeshi "tenants" today.
Cameron must be wetting himself with rejoicing this morning. If Abbott gets the leadership he'll be Prime Minister until his grandchildren have finished paying off Brown's Government Debt. Giving her a Donkey jacket will be the icing on the cake.